You Know You're at the end of Pregnancy

You know you're at the end of pregnancy when:

• You fear walking down stairs because you can no longer actually see your feet and your belly sticks out so far you feel as if you are going to tip forward
• You dread the weekly urine samples at the doctors office because there's absolutely no way to figure out how to actually catch a sample with a belly in the way and all the changes going on down "there!"
• You drop things on the floor and then debate if it's worth the effort to pick it up. . .and usually it just lays there until someone comes to help you
• Getting out of bed 7 times a night looks somewhat like a turtle trying to turn itself over
• You're so swollen that you sometimes are uncertain your feet will actually ever fit into normal shoes again
• Even drinking a capful of water can give you heartburn . . .running out of Tums is a crisis situation
• You haven't worn non stretchy waist pants in weeks and begin to rationalize that stretchy lounge pants are just fine to wear in public
• You still turn on the fan at night even though its nearly freezing outside.
• Baths feel so amazing yet getting in and out of the tub requires so much effort you have to weigh out the options everytime you want to soak your aching body
• You somehow become as clumsy and ditzy as you were when you were in those first awkward phases of puberty
• You begin to doubt if you are actual sane. . .I actually was seething angry at scott the other night and had absolutely no idea why. . .
• You wake up and not even three hours later you are ready to take a nap and you'll probably need one again in the afternoon before heading to bed by 8:30 pm. 
• You have heart to heart talks with you little one and make deals to get them to get there feet out of your ribs or beg them to please please please come on out.