Saturday, March 3, 2012

Abusive Mom

Avonleah's other front tooth was hanging all wonky looking disgusting so I resorted to a little covert ops to get it out...here's what happened

Me:"get over here and let me pull that tooth out, it's making me gag to look at"
Avonleah: "Aaahhh NO you'll hurt me!"
Me: *jokingly*"get your tooshie over here before I hold you down!" (at this point she's walking over holding her tooth and guarding her mouth like I'm some crazed tooth snatcher)

So she walks over and I REACH OUT AND SLAP HER ELBOW...and the motion makes her pull that wacky looking tooth out...
She screams "YOU ABUSED ME AND MADE ME PULL OUT MY TOOTH!"

So there you have it, I'm abusive and I make people pull their teeth out! Watch out for me I'm dangerous!

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