1st Day Of Pre-K

Pre-K Why You Ask?

• Because learning to read before kindergarten is like promising your child instant success in life (right?! . . .or was it instant therapy because they'll end up a nerd. . hmmm)
  
• Because when you're cute and smart you need social stimulation or . . .you will die (srsly she said she would die if she didn't get to go at least one day and get to see her friends. . .plz)
  
• Because homeschool every day of the week with Mom is so BORING ;) (What is boring about coloring, cutting, and practicing writing, just wait until you have to read Moby Dick for English someday little missy, talk about boring, GAG)
  
• Because they have delicious snacks like graham crackers and fruit snacks (apples and granola bars are so five years ago mother)
  
• Because I can show off my cute new shirt (thanks Boo Boo Grandma) and my fetching new Etnie Sneaks (thank you Ross $8 find!). . . .